“I just read a study on black holes,” said Yuffie.

“I just read a study on editors and insanity,” sighed Lady.

“I just read an article about weight,” pipped in Tree. “Women who put on a few pounds live longer.”

“Live longer than who?” asked Lady.

“The men who mention it,” replied Tree.

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