“Never mind son,” said Whisp’s dad.

“But it bothers me,” sighed Whisp.

“That much?” asked Whisp’s dad.

“Yeah,” sighed Whisp, “my snoring keeps waking me up.”

“I see,” said Whisp’s dad. “Have you tried sleeping in another room?”

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