“I saw a doctor the other week because I thought I was a bridge,” said Whisp.

“Oh aye,” replied Yuffie.

“He said ‘good grief, man what’s come over you?'” said Whisp.

“Oh God,” said Yuffie.

“I said two cars, a truck and a coach,” grinned Whisp.

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