“These pills are useless,” moaned Cloud.

“Aye?” asked Cloud.

“These pills you gave me for my body odour,” said Cloud.

“What about them?” asked Cloud.

“They keep slipping out from under my arms,” whined Cloud.

Cloud sighed.

~

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