“Why so glum?” asked Rice.

“I have Deaficus-Maximus,” sighed Red.

“What’s that?” enquired Rice.

“Means I’m going deaf,” replied Red.

“Oh dear!” exclaimed Rice. “Can you describe the symptoms?”

“Sure,” said Red. “Homer is fat and yellow, and Marge has blue hair.”

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