“Funny ‘ole fella Red,” said Merman.

“He’s like a fine wine,” replied Serpent.

“You mean he gets better as he gets older?” asked Merman.

“No…” sighed Serpent. “He’s like the sour grapes you had to stomp the crap out of until you had something acceptable to have dinner with…”

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