“Bloody Owl,” said Globe.
“What’s up?” asked Magpie.
“That chuffing Owl, landed on me, crapped on me, pecked me, regurgitated bones on me then threatened to feed me to his chicks, for no darned reason.”
“Huh,” said Magpie. “Maybe he has irritable owl syndrome?”
Today’s creative prompt is Owls. Feel free to leave a link to your wise and avian, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. No link backs required.