Dairy - A humorous Little Fears flash fiction, short story in which a plant throws a savage amount of abuse at a group of cows.
Dairy

“You know you have a problem right?” asked Flower.

“I know,” sighed Stem, “I can’t help it!”

Stem downed her third whisky. “Every single time I drive past that field of cows I just cannot help myself. I have to yell abuse at them.”

“Have you ever considered the notion,” began Flower, “that you might be dairy intolerant?”

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Today’s creative prompt is Dairy. Feel free to leave a link to your milky or cheesy art, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. No link backs required.

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Original photo credit Benjamin Bousquet, available on Unsplash. Doodle and tale by Peter Edwards with his Posca Pens.

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