“I hate Crimbo!” said Plate.
“Why?” asked Serving.
“Season for all the facetious twats telling you to be happy!” replied Plate.
“Plate you don’t know what that word means,” replied Serving.
“Yeah I do!” said Plate, “twats mean fannies.”
Today’s creative prompt is Food. Feel free to leave a link to your half eaten art, photography, blog post, fiction or other medium below in comments. No link backs required.
Also, if your dinner has little red eyes, don’t eat it.