“So I told Red,” declared Yuffie, “he has to swim in the sea now.”

“Why’s that?” asked Fuen, arriving in time to miss the conversation.

“Because the life guard at the pool caught Red peeing in the deep end,” said Yuffie.

“Oh dear,” sighed Fuen.

“Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud,” continued Yuffie, “Red almost fell in.”