“The missus wants me to work through the karma sutra,” said Deer.

“Nice,” said Fawn.

“Would be if I was younger,” sighed Deer.

“Oh dear,” snickered Fawn.

“She says if I don’t do page 37 with her tonight she’s going to leave me,” grumbled Deer.

“Well that puts you in an awkward position,” giggled Fawn.