“Smoke, you don’t have any hair,” said Fuen.

“Yes I do,” said Smoke, “look.”

Smoke ruffled the top of his head.

“Yeah, but that ain’t actually hair is it,” stated Fuen.

“Could be,” sighed Smoke.

“A hairdresser would say you are bald, mate,” said Red.

“Oh, now that’s a cutting remark,” replied Smoke.

Fuen winced.