“So, there’s this banging on my door right,” said Blue.

“Right,” replied Fisherman.

“And it’s these two coppers, right,” said Blue.

“Right,” said Fisherman.

“They tell me there’s been a complaint about my dog chasing a man on a bicycle,” said Blue.

“Mmmhmm” murmured Fisherman.

“So I tells em straight,” gesticulated Blue, “my dog doesn’t own a bicycle.”