“Haven’t seen you in ages,” said Kraken.

“Not very good sea legs,” replied Spectre.

“No oars or sail,” pondered Kraken. “Are you adrift?”

“Afraid so,” said Spectre. “Came looking for you, lost my oars, and now I’m being pulled away from the shore by a strong current.”

“Oh dear,” said Kraken. “Hey, if you have a fish pun for me I’ll push you back to shore.”

“Oh for goodness sake, Kraken!” exclaimed Spectre. “This is not the time or the plaice…”