“It’s quite alright,” said Dami.

“So what actually happened?” asked Fuen.

“Well,” started Dami, “a farmer drove past on a tractor, screaming that he’d just fulfilled a prophecy and that the end of the world was nigh.”

“Blimey!” said Fuen. “Strong stuff.”

“Do you know who it was?” asked Yuffie.

“Yeah, he’s a local,” sighed Dami. “Farmer Geddon.”

Fuen grimaced.