“So what happened?” asked the policeman.

“Well” sighed Yuffie, “Spectre came to me about his latest break up.”

“Right” said the policeman.

“I gave up with his crying and asked him what he wanted from me” grumbled Yuffie.

“Go on” said the policeman.

“Well he said he wanted me to console him” moaned Yuffie.

“And?” asked the policeman.

“So I smacked him with a Nintendo” sighed Yuffie.