“No,” said Spectre, “I only imagined I was being attacked by snow spiders.”

“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “Any history of mental health issues?”

“Some,” sighed Spectre. “Doctor says I have 70’s Fever.”

Fuen gave a pre-emptive wince. “What does that entail?”

“Oh, you know,” said Spectre, “short obsessions with Abba, T Rex and The Who.”

“Doesn’t sound too bad,” replied Fuen.

“It’s not,” said Spectre. “It only flares up now and again.”

A pause was followed by Fuen retroactively wincing.