“So, there’s this SEO expert right,” said Snake.

“Right,” replied Spectre.

“And he walks into a bar,” said Snake.

“OK,” said Sprite.

“Bars” said Snake.

“Mmhmm,” said Spectre.

“Pub. Public house,” said Snake.

“Oh god,” sighed Sprite.

“Irish bar, beer, drink, alcohol, wine, liquor, spirits,” continued Snake.

“It’s like being on LinkedIn,” whined Sprite.