“I can’t see him,” said Agent.

“You know,” said Spectre, “we might have a better chance of catching him if you put some running shoes on.”

“Oh, I don’t wear shoes,” replied Agent.

“Why not?” asked Spectre.

“Not sure,” replied Agent. “I stopped wearing shoes years ago, because I had big feet and it just became a bit of a hobbit.”

Red groaned out loud.

The chase continued.