“God, you’re heavy,” groaned Sprite.

“Quit ya whinin’ and pull me up!” yelled Spectre.

“You know,” hollered Sprite, “a wise man said, man with an unchecked parachute will jump to conclusion.”

“You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving,” yelled Spectre.

“Oh really?” called back Sprite.

“Yeah,” replied Spectre, “you just need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.”